Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.

Cast:Len Cariou, Ken Takemoto, Steven Seagal, Larissa Laskin, Don McManus, Michael Bolton,

Genre:Comedy,

country:United States of America,

Production:The Onion,